Friday Eve Throughts

-I am highly addicted to ginger altoids. I literally just ate 5 of them and I'm holding myself back from eating more. I can't eat just one mint at a time either, I put like 3 in my mouth at once. Yes, its slightly uncomfortable and makes my eyes water, but I like it. Don't judge.



-I have to give a department presentation tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to it. I had a 'practice' session with my boss today and he kept interrupting me mid-sentence. Apparently, only he knows how to say things properly, and wouldn't even let me finish my thought before taking the words right out of my mouth. It became clear to me that he enjoys the spotlight and is a control freak who can't keep his mouth shut because he enjoys the sound of his own voice so much. I'm betting $20 that he will be convulsing back and forth during my 20min talk and jump up at least twice to interrupt me and repeat exactly what I just stated to the crowd, who will inevitably be judging me since I only got my job because I'm 'hot'. I'm going to wear my glasses because apparently that gives me some credibility. I hate my job...



-Champ and I are hitting up the OCMD this weekend, and it couldn't come any sooner. I need the beach and a drink like I need oxygen...and it needs to happen an hour ago. We haven't done a little vaycay just the two of us yet, so this will be fun. We've got our books, booze and I have my Steelers towel (thanks U!) so I am ready to go. Chances of us getting hammered and inappropriate in public? Very high. Good thing that OCMD has low moral standards because we sure do!



-Bar golf has been planned and I couldn't be more giddy. For those of you not familiar, this is an outing, designed to be live golf, in that there are 18 holes (bars) and you have to have a drink at each to get a stroke. Unlike golf, the person with the highest score wins. There are many add-ons like bonus drinks, challenges, things to do for extra points (one of which involves stopping me from challenging people past hole 10 because I get overly competitive when I'm drunk and don't know my limits). Its just going to be completely sloppy and scandalous. Did I mention that we will be dressed up in the most ridiculous argyle golfing attire we can find? I will probably black out on the metro on the way back and wake up spooning a homeless guy somewhere in SE DC. If you don't hear from me after Sept 26th...be concerned.



-I just ate two more ginger Altoids. Then got a little sad because the tin was empty. Then laughed because I used to keep my weed in an Altoids tin. Then got said because I don't really smoke anymore. Then got even more sad because there was no more Altoids.



-I wonder why cinnamon flavored things don't taste like actual cinnamon. How you can you say something is cinnamon flavored when it doesn't, in fact, taste like actual cinnamon?



-Am I a bad person because I didn't give any money to a firefighter raising funds for autism because he wasn't hot? Please don't answer that.



-I have drank 5 liters of water today and have peed about 20 time. The guy in the cube across from me has been giving me dirty looks ever since liter 2. Could it be because I have been holding my water bottle upright, much like a water bottle in a hamster cage? Am I weird for wanting a water bottle holder like that?



And with that, I'm going to go. Tune in for a weekend recap which I'm sure will include plenty of good stories. Fingers crossed we don't end up in OCMD county jail or I wake up pantsless in some kids sandcastle.



LOVE!