(PS: girls, don't forget to feel yourselves up every now and then!)
So, since about 5 people actually read this, and I know all of you, I really don't mind talking about this. I may have to get a new set of boobs. Those of you that have known me since middle school have been privy to my many bitch sessions about wanting bigger boobs. I'm not talking DDs, but just so the cupeth spill over a bit. I didn't develope until I was in about 10th grade, and since then I have grown to like...nah, appreciate, my barely B's. There are many benefits to being small chested: 1. You don't always have to wear a bra (and during the summer, I generally don't); 2. The saggage factor later on in life is not as much of an issue; and 3. All guys need is a handful, anything more than that is just in the way.
I am currently faced with a a dilemma and am torn between what I have grown to like, and what I used to want. I talk to most of you on a weekly basis, so I am fine with putting this out there. I had to get a lump removed from my breast last week. It was found about 2 years ago, and it a benign tumor, but since its discovery, it has continued to grow, thus worrying the doctors. So, after much contemplation and meetings with various surgeons, I decided to remove it. Turns out that the type of tumor I have could become malignant later on, and problematic if I ever decide to go the pregger route.
I got it removed last week, and there is a slight (although not completely obvious) depression. Over time, the normal breast tissue could fill it in and you won't be able to notice it...or I may have a divot forever, thus bringing up the topic of implants. The saggage factor is not an issue, because fake jugs defy gravity. Also, this further makes my dreams of becoming a classy stripper more within reach. So, while I'm waiting to heal (and thus given the ok to start exercising again..i am going MAD), I'll be wieghing the pros and cons of the silicon way. A, don't be mad that I may get fakes before you. I'm sure we can come up with an unfortunate accident that will allow you get then as well. Fund the Jugs baby!
LOVE!
I Guess This is Technically My Last Post.
16 years ago
well shit, i may have to claim the fund the jugs bowl all to myself if you get an enhanced pair of the ladies....i too have always wanted slightly bigger breasts and have come up with the following 2 options: 1) pack on the pounds and watch my cup size grow with my waist or 2) kick it like Dolly Parton minus the wigs. According to my sources (and by sources I mean 2 middle-aged women freely talking about this at a public pool), implants have come a long way and they can now go in through your armpit leaving less scarring around the breats...however, this still doesn't take away the fact that your nipples might need a little relocating....it's a tough call.
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