Friday Eve Thoughts

So, I know it's been awhile since I've written anything and I don't really know if I have anything that interesting to say or if I'm motivated enough for an entire themed blog, so I'm just going to blurt out some things and call it a night.

-I'm on a kick where I want to try to do something for 30 days. It started when my friend Ashley recruited some girls to do Jillian Micheals 30-day shred. Minus a day here and there that I missed, I've stuck with it and started seeing results, which I'm excited about, which is why I want to keep this going. In Sept, I'm going to try to run 3 days a week to train for a 10k in Oct. Other things on my list to try 30 days at a time: Learn Italian, Try going Vegetarian, Not drink (which is going to be hard and even as I wrote it just seems ludacris...I mean, just picking a month is going to be hard...Nov (thanksgiving, huge family drinking holiday-out), Dec (christmas...drinking..out), Jan (New Years...drinking...out), it just goes on so this may not happen. Any other suggestions? (don't even suggest giving up sex because I will bitch slap you so hard you will think you were on the new season of Melrose Place.

-My chances of getting promoted at my current job is slim to none, so I'm thinking of going back to school for another degree. My choices as of now are: Accounting, MBA, Law School or Stripping.

-I'm going to the Steelers pre-season game this weekend and am so excited I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep Friday night so I'm probably going to get drunk instead. During the game, I will probably be screaming "Polomalu, I want to have your babies".

-Tonight, I sat at home, watched sit-com re-runs and knitted. Best. Thursday. Night. Ever.

-If you get caught having sex in public and they arrest you, do have you register as a sex offender? I had a dream that seemed very real and likely to happen, so I just want to know....for future reference.

-We had to move into a new lab at work. My new lab bench is across from the creepy Italian Stallion. He came up to me and said the following: "We are in the same lab in the new space. We will be able to get quite close." More stories are soon to come...followed by an uncomfortable encounter at which point HR will get involved, and I will lose my job.

-I was at the Big Hunt in DuPont last weekend, and I was in the bathroom, mid stream, looked up and shrieked like a little school girl when I saw the 2birds1blog sticker above the sink. I think the guy waiting in line behind me thought I may have been retarded..or really drunk. Either way made my night.

-Can you make a profession out of interpretive firework dancing? Just a thought...untapped market. Think about it.

So, now I'm going to go back my knitting and Ben-gay since I've become a 60 year old woman. No worries, I'll get back to my scandalous 20-something self this weekend.


LOVE!